What's for Lunch?

"See, Lucy, I told you there was an advantage to being on the first floor" howled the 'Hooter' in the car on his way to the One PM semi-final matchup between The Pirates and the Tri-Town Timberwolves. "The Hooter was ejected because he didn't read 'Zero Tolerance' on the wall, but the good doctor who can read an X-Ray and an MRI, she was almost busted in the hall" sang the 'grinning grandpa.' 'That happy mood was soon validated at the Myrtle Merritt Rink as our Band of Bucs laid waste another representative from the north country. Tri-Town? As in Schenectady, Troy, Colonie? No. Try-Again. It's Winthrop, Brasher and North Florence in St. Lawrence County on the banks of lake Ontario. "Our lads put more pucks on their net, than they receive in feet of snow each year" quipped Steve McCullough at the conclusion of the 6-0 shutout. Poppa Ed Gritz quipped, "Hooter, Dillon out-shot their team 8-6... at least that was close!" In the other semi-final the Pelham Penguins were upset by the Center State Stampede squad (3-2) who were pillaged by the Pirates yesterday. "Let's go wolf down some chow at Appplebees now, boys" commented Coach McEnroe, "we don't want to have to stampede back to the arena later! Coach Quinn reminded all, "Be wary of a defeated opponent. Their memories are often long and their tempers likely short."